A couple was invited to a swanky masked Halloween Party. She got
a terrible headache and told her husband to go to the party alone.
He, being a devoted husband, protested, but she argued and said she
was going to take some aspirin and go to bed, and there was no need
of his good time being spoiled by not going. So he took his costume
and away he went. The wife, after sleeping soundly for one hour,
awakened without pain, and as it was still early, she decided to go
to the party. In as much as her husband did not know what her
costume was, she thought she would have some fun by watching her
husband to see how he acted when she was not with him.
She joined the party and soon spotted her husband cavorting around
on the dance floor, dancing with every nice chick he could and
copping a little feel here and a little kiss there. His wife up to
him and being a rather seductive babe herself, he left his partner
high and dry and devoted his time to the new stuff that had just
arrived.
She let him go as far as he wished; naturally, since he was her
husband. Finally he whispered a little proposition in her ear and
she agreed, so off they went to one of the cars and had a little
bang. Just before unmasking at midnight, she slipped away and went
home and put the costume away and got into bed, wondering what kind
of explanation he would make for his behavior.
She was sitting up reading when he came in and asked what kind of a
time he had had. He said, "Oh the same old thing. You know I never
have a good time when you're not there." The she asked, "Did you
dance much?"
He replied, "I'll tell you, I never even danced one dance. When I
got there, I met Pete, Bill Brown and some other guys, so we went
into the den and played poker all evening. But I'll tell you... the
guy I loaned my costume to, sure had a real good time!"
