FireIce SG OMG! u must have caught some disease! chop it off before it spread to other parts of the body
viewquek SG Dip it in softener like Sulphuric Acid, Hydrochloric acid or Caustic Soda. After that it will never be hard again.
Fatum SG http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Priapism orh hor ! ... see lah ! ... any how eat viagra lah ! ... now they'll have to cut it off liao ...