Things to do when such things happen
1) Take your slipper and whack at it like theres no tomorrow.
2) Try asking your frens to jump and step at it.
3) Dip it in kerosene and light it up on fire
4) Take a hammer and whack at it.
If all of the above does not help, kindly proceed to make an
appointment with the butcher and cut it off. You will need a
butcher to kill such a beast. 
