dear santa;
i now know the reason why homeless kids in
the orphanages fail to receive any of the x'mas
present from you last year.
At first i tot that they had all misbehave or that the gift of
food and toy they request are too much to ask. But one seeing your
list so clot up with stuffs above, i am now convince that you
would be hard press to delivered.
Even if you putted your elves and gnomes to 48hrs of
hard labour daily, i doubt you make it half way here from
poland.
Worry not, for I had told those kids why you aint able to visit
them last year and highly unlike to again this year. They are a
little bit disappointed, but nevertheless, they wish a happy and
joyous x'mas and may you take care in delivering your
goods and watch our for all the planes and watch dogs.
cheers.
the once happy orphanage