Dear Master-__
Please note that santarinas are no longer available due to the
slow aging process.
however, we have santa grannies who are happy to provide their
services.
your sincerely
santa
p.s. :dont worry they dont bite since they have already lost all
their teeth in the aging process
Dear Santa,
I dun mind santa grannies or young santarinas so long they can
sew my torn pants.
