Well, I read this and I think it Kind of make sense . Here it
goes.
"In the begining , God made the Earth and he sees it and its
serious business but then Satan pretends to be a snake and trolls
Eve telling her Apple or GTFO ( Becuz she was already showing
tits.) She chooses the former and she and her fcuk buddy Adam
got banned from Eden for being troll bait. Then alot of serious
fcuking incest occurs and we get the human race ( That
explains alot clearly)
Then later God gets uber pissed with Pharaoh Hitler for pwning
the Jews. So he gave Moses some cheat codes about the Universe.
Moses stages a mass slave runaway and opens up the Sea so the Jews
can run through, closing in behind him and drowning the Ancient
Nazis. God LoL'd
Some other less important things happen, mostly consist a bunch
of faggots writing Emo poetry for about God for him to Fap
on.
New Testament.
God finds Mary sleeping and just stick his tip in and drops his
load. Nine months later Jesus is born. For his 13th Birthday, God
gave Jesus More Cheat Codes than he gave Moses, plus the RCON
password for life and some CP.
Later , Jesus became a hardcore Ska Punk and trolled the old
school Jews hard. They got super pissed and perm banned him with a
cross and some nine inch nails.
They forgot that he had GOD MODE turned on though, so he waited
for 3 days and hit the VLD_Restart on the RCON panel, came back to
life's server and laughed at the Jews.
After that , 3 more guys tell the same story and this faggot
Paul , wrote an assload of crap saying Sex is evil and a bunch of
other stuff Jesus never fricking said , but everybody listened to
Paul anyway because they are stupid."
The End
Makes Sense ???
