You've got a god see. He can do everything and see everything,
but he's too much of a lazy idiot to do anything. So we got our
world of plagues and misery, while he's sitting on his butt.
Then you gotta worship him. Or else HE'LL PUT YOU IN HELL
FOR ALL ETERNITY WITH NO CHANCE OF EVER GETTING OUT, BEING TORTURED
WITH THE WORST TORTURES IN THE UNIVERSE, BURNING IN THE ETERNAL
PAIN, WRITING IN AGONY AS LITTLE DEVILS PIERCE YOUR SOUL WITH
BURNING HOT IRONS AND POUR SALT INTO YOUR WOUNDS AS YOU SCREAM WITH
HORRIFIC PAIN. Oh but he loves you too.
So the way to aviod that is to keep thinking I LOVE GOD in your
head every sunday when you rather be out on Orchard road with your
friends, until you start to hear voices in your head, but don't
worry, its not mental disease, its religion. But recent studies
have shown both to be about the same... hmm...
But there are plenty of advantages! If you kill 30 people or
commit mass murder, all you have to do is say I LOVE GOD in your
head and kill yourself, for then you''ll go to heaven just because
you love him. On the other hand, Ghandi and Mother Teresa will go
to hell because they didn't accept jesus. Aww...
Oh and don't listen to scientists either, not even your biology
teacher. Because years of scientific research by people much
smarter than your priest can't be better than a dusty old book
written by cavemen. So when scientists try to tell you about
evolution, aviod all the facts and talk like a 6 year old, and keep
shouting GOD DID IT until they give up and go away.
Lol....nice one