Hi
I used to be a UC instructor during my army days (loooong
ago).
I fully agree with you that what's taught in UC class is mostly
bullshit. Most of the stuff will never work in real life.
There were 2 directives, or priorities in why soldiers are trained
in UC, and this is what instructers had to keep in mind.
First and foremost, the most important reason why soldiers train in
UC is to help develop aggression and a fighting spirit in them. The
ability and desire to want to close with the enemy. After all, if
you have your rifle and a bayonet, why the hell will you want to
fight empty hand.
The second, and less important goal, is to learn how to fight
hand-to-hand.
The only things I found workable in the UC syllabus was the reaping
throw (osoto-gari in judo?) and perhaps the hip throw.
Selection for instructors was mostly done from people who studied
TKD. And we all know how good TKD is for actual fighting (its
useless in case you're wondering). Even I as an instructor cannot
make it work for myself, I don't want to talk about the
students.
I'm sure the korean TKD people can probably kick some butt, but
I've got a black belt in TKD and I can't kick my way out of a 7-11
full of old grannies to save my butt. It just doesn't work for me.
My training consisted of 98% punching/kicking the air, doing katas
and other silly 3-step sparring drills that had little resemblance
to real life, and 2% sparring.
I have several theories on why this bullshit continues to be taught
in the SAF.
1) The govt. does not want to train all male citizens in a skill
that can really work to maim, kill or hurt. The majority of us
become civilians after our time in service. If all of us are
trained killers, we're going to have a social problem on our
hands.
2) The people in charge of this don't know any better. The regulars
I knew who ran the show during my time were all bozo deadbeat
losers anyway. They were good in TKD, but I don't think many of
them has ever been in a street fight, not to mention in a kill or
get killed situation. Those that do may not have the gumption to go
the way to see things change, or are not in the position to effect
this change.
3) To train people to be effective in a fight, you're going to need
to let them fight full contact regularly, or at least train
effective drills over and over and over. It's as simple as that. If
you let people go at it, you're going to get injuries. And the
mamas and papas don't want to see boy boy going home with a black
eye or a broken nose do they? And I'm not talking about no punching
to the head, no kneeing to the groin bullshit. I mean everything
goes, but with guards and protective gear of course (perhaps to the
exclusion of eye jabs). And we know how SAF feels about injuries
and accidents.
4) It's going to cost a lot of money to buy gloves for every
soldier, mouth pieces, head guards, shin guards, belly guards and
groin cups. Not to mention you'll need a lot of trained instructors
to supervise the full contact sparring sessions.
Any kind of "martial art" that is not tried on a trained, fully
resisting opponent in a full-contact, anything goes situation just
isn't going to work squat in the streets. That is why I read in
another thread about someone who learned TKD? but will just "anyhow
swing" in a real street brawl. This is because what you're learning
is not realistic or applicable to real life.
Let me just take boxing for example. Boxing is actually a highly
scientific art. A good boxer will beat an "anyhow swing" untrained
person any time. A seasoned boxer's head is hard to hit, because
first, he covers up, his chin is down so you can't knock him out
easily, and he's always moving his head. Even when he's punching,
his punching arm is covering his head, and you can't hook him
easily. He's trained to always keep his hands up, and has good
reflexes. He is also used to taking shots to the head and body.
He's going to be able to beat most of the untrained people out
there in a fight. Most importantly, his punches are going to pack
knockout power.
Full contact sparring teaches you two things.
First, it teaches you to be down to earth, and forget about all
your fancy hollywood moves you see in the movies or you're going to
get your butt kicked. It may work on an untrained person, or your
training partner who's not very good at fighting, but it sure isn't
going to work on someone who's good at stand-up fighting.
Second it teaches you the vital timing to make your tools (punches,
elbows, knees, kicks, chops, palms, etc.) work for you. Third, it
gets you used to getting hit.
The third point is very important. If you're training and living in
a make belief world, and in a real fight you get socked in the head
a couple of times, you're not going to be able to continue unless
you can take a hit and go on.
I know this is politically incorrect, but all the akido and TKD
guys (I was one of them in the past!) if they ever get into the
unfortunate experience of landing themselves in a place where they
have to defend themselves are going to wake up to a really shocking
truth. I've been in a fight before, so I know what it's like. Your
opponent is definitely not going to stick his hand out for you to
grab.
Any fighting art that has full-contact, uncorporative sparring as
90% or even 100% as its core curriculum is going to beat everything
else that is done with a compliant partner. These are the arts that
will really work. Kyukoshin karate, muay thai, boxing, BJJ, shan
shou, etc. Add to that some dirty street fighting techniques and
practical weapon counters, and you're good to go.
I spent a long time finding out what works and what doesn't. My
advice to fellow martial artists interested in real self defense is
this:
Don't waste time arguing with people on a forum. Put on some boxing
gloves, mouth piece, groin cup, some body protection if you like,
shin guards, and invite people from other martial arts for a
friendly full-contact sparring session and find out for yourselves.
You'll find out very quickly if your "art" works, or is just pure
bullshido.
If you're doing it because of excercise, beauty, etc. its fine, but
if you're doing it for self defense, you've got to test it out
before you need to use it.