Originally posted by pkchukiss:
The golden 6 digits:
[b]090406
ORD... ORD... ORD, ORD, ORD...
Civilian
Conversion Course: (CCC)
A 6 month course undertaken (usually after ATEC) by all NSFs to
prepare them for re-integration into the outside world after being
warped by 2 years of listening to orders.
Module
1.1: Learning to be late
1.2: Life after the green uniform
1.3: Speech without vulgarities for dummies
2.1: Learn about your rights
2.2: Your pink IC (Everything you need to know about your pink
IC)
2.3: Intermediate speech (Learn how to speak up to people after
years of being spoken down to)
3.1: Advanced Speech Training
3.2: Military jargon de-toxification (Rifle != Wife)
3.3: How to walk like a civilian
3.4: How not to be scared of a Military Police
4.1: Basic job seeking skills
4.2: Basic learning skills that were forgotten
4.3: Your First GirlFriend
4.4: Current Affairs Update
5.1: Speech Test (Passing criteria: 99 sentences out of 100 without
mentioning anything related to the military)
5.2: Drill Test (Passing: Dragging of feet, Hands swings slightly,
standing on "one" leg)
5.3: Real World Test (Be able to order a McDonalds meal without
calling the cashier "Sir" or "Madam")[/b]
Point 2.3 is very vital IMHO.I've seen many people who lose
their jewels when they enlist and they haven't managed to find
them.I hope NS does not create a generation of yes men and apple
polishers, because it's been seen before.Point 4.4 is alright if
you read the news frequently.Okay, I'm not very qualified to say
this because I'm in a 8-5 vocation and my camp always has
commercial jargon peppered around like KPI, KRAs. production
efficiency, EMMIS workflow and crap like that.Point 4.3 is the most
vital test, to see if you can still carry yourself like a normal
man and not bore the girl with constant reference to the
military.Though there are girls out there who are honestly
interested about the stuff you did in green, but best avoid the
topic until you know the sweet one better.That's all from
me..
Let's add on shall we?