You may get into trouble for this also coz u appear
unco-operative though I admit the cop is dumb also.
If I am you, I will do it in another way.
Recently a policeman ask me to go down to the police station for
an investigation. And omg, he is a real dumb policeman. I will list
down all the stupid questions that he asked me.
He: You stay at this place?
Me: Yes Yes
He: Did you make any police report before?
Me: Hmm. I think so. I
cannot remeber but I believed you have the records.
He: Tell me did you do this?
Me: No No
He: Be honest with me. I as a police have the power to check
your background.
Me: If you don't believe than go and check lor. I am already honest with you
He: Don't worry I have the ability to check it out
He: Tell me more about yourself.
Me: What? Why you ask this type of question? This interview is
for me to assist you in this case and not a job interview ok.
Can you be more specific?
He: I am asking because I want to know more about you and your
background. I will like to remind you that I am able to check your
background even if you don't tell me.
Me: Than go and check lah. Why waste time here asking me?
I can only answer you if I understand
what you are asking me.
He: Will you be willing to go for a lie detector test?
Me: Is it now? Yes but you need to
give me more details.
He: No. Have to arrange another day.
Me: No. You think I eat finish nothing to do always come down to
your police station ah. Then u
confirm the date & time first.
He: The police do not have the authority to make you go for a
lie detector test. But I can tell the judge to order you to go for
a lie detector test.
Me: Than go and tell the judge lor. I am willing to co-operate if you respect my
right also.
At the end of the interview,
Me: Why you ask me whether I got make police report before?
He: You once make a police report that you lost your NRIC.
Me: What has this got to do with this case?
He: Nothing. It is just part and parcel of the questioning
tactics.
Cheebye idiot policeman sia 
Me: i want to ask you 1 last question before I leave
He: Ok.
Me: You policemen is it recently caught Mas Selamat already than
now eat finish already got nothing to do come and investigate
on this type of stupid cases?
He: This is a serious case for your info.
Me: Serious case you will still call me to fix an
appointment for me to come down to the police station to meet
you? If its a serious case, you will have got a arrest warrant
and go to my house to find me already lah.
Me: Just admit that you policemen eat finish already nothing to
do lah
