Recently a policeman ask me to go down to the police station for
an investigation. And omg, he is a real dumb policeman. I will list
down all the stupid questions that he asked me.
He: You stay at this place?
Me: Yes
He: Did you make any police report before?
Me: Hmm. I think so.
He: Tell me did you do this?
Me: No
He: Be honest with me. I as a police have the power to check
your background.
Me: If you don't believe than go and check lor.
He: Don't worry I have the ability to check it out
He: Tell me more about yourself.
Me: What? Why you ask this type of question? This interview is
for me to assist you in this case and not a job interview ok.
He: I am asking because I want to know more about you and your
background. I will like to remind you that I am able to check your
background even if you don't tell me.
Me: Than go and check lah. Why waste time here asking me?
He: Will you be willing to go for a lie detector test?
Me: Is it now?
He: No. Have to arrange another day.
Me: No. You think I eat finish nothing to do always come down to
your police station ah.
He: The police do not have the authority to make you go for a
lie detector test. But I can tell the judge to order you to go for
a lie detector test.
Me: Than go and tell the judge lor.
At the end of the interview,
Me: Why you ask me whether I got make police report before?
He: You once make a police report that you lost your NRIC.
Me: What has this got to do with this case?
He: Nothing. It is just part and parcel of the questioning
tactics.
Cheebye idiot policeman sia 
Me: i want to ask you 1 last question before I leave
He: Ok.
Me: You policemen is it recently caught Mas Selamat already than
now eat finish already got nothing to do come and investigate
on this type of stupid cases?
He: This is a serious case for your info.
Me: Serious case you will still call me to fix an
appointment for me to come down to the police station to meet
you? If its a serious case, you will have got a arrest warrant
and go to my house to find me already lah.
Me: Just admit that you policemen eat finish already nothing to
do lah
Kanina idiot policeman sia
Make me want to laugh sia
Let's assume it is true case.
Is the policeman NOT doing his job? There is a case, and he
invite you down, and ask you question. THAT is his job. Why you
make things difficult for him?
Your case small case, than can guai lan ah?
So next time you meet a policeman who is guai lan with you, you
will know that it is KARMA.
