1. If a President is featured in a movie, he is confirm a target
for a terrorist attack.
2.Niggers usually drive cars that can BOUNCE.
3.The Mustang is a MUST in any American racing movie.
4.In a car chase scene, the driver (the good guy ) effortlessly
drifts through heavy traffic at high speed while his passenger kao
peh kao bu about dying and keeps screaming out the potential
dangers they are gonna kana.
5.If a hero gets a gun pointed to his forehead, his buddy(the
hero's ) will suddenly appear behind the bad guy and point a gun at
his head.
6.NOS (Nitrous Oxide ) is a confirmed feature in any Japanese
Sports car , in American movies.
7. A noob who can't even reverse his car properly can suddenly
drift like a pro when he needs to rush his friend to the hospital
(refer to the movie "Taxi " ) .
8. The Mafia Boss will always be seen smoking a cigar.
9. High school kids never seem to make payments for their
food..just take the tray of food at the counter and go.
10. The nerdy kid will always kana suan by his gym teacher (a big
tough man ) during gym class.
11. A laptop is powerful enough to disable an Alien's highly
advanced Mother Ship.
12. Whenever a woman is angry with someone else in a pub, she will
splash a glass of alcohol at him/ her
13. In a Chinese Kung Fu movie, the hero is protrayed as a weak but
clever little boy during his childhood.
14.The good guys usually have the worst weapon available when
fighting the bad guy .
15.If the main villian have a superweapon, it will surely be used
on him by the hero.
16. In a horror movie , the guai lan guy in the group of victims
will always die the most painful death.
17. If an Ang mor cop pairs up with a Chinese cop, the Chinese cop
will opt to use his kung fu to defeat the bad guys when he could
have easily used a gun, like how he Ang Mor partner did.
18. After paying the bill at a restaurant, no one ever waits for
the change.
19. Cheerleaders (gals ) are usually very arrogant and mean.. they
also have rugby player boyfriends.
20.An Ang mor will never drive a Jap Sports car (Evo, GTR, 350Z ,
etc.. ) unless it's a street racing movie. The rich kids drive
European or American convertables.
21. In cowboy movies, fights will always take place in a bar.
