The Wrong Bitch
The train was quite crowded and a U. S. Marine walked the entire
length looking for a seat. There seemed to be one next to a
well-dressed French woman, but when he got there, he saw it was
taken by the woman's poodle.
The war-weary Marine asked, "Ma'am, may I have that seat?" The
French woman sniffed and said to no one in particular, "Americans
are so rude. My little Fifi is using that seat."
The Marine walked the entire train again, but the only seat
available was under that dog. Please, ma'am may I sit down? I'm
very tired." She snorted, "Not only are you Americans rude, you are
also arrogant!" This time the Marine didn't say a word; he just
picked up the little dog, tossed it out the train window and sat
down. The woman shrieked, "Someone defend me! Put this American in
jail!"
An English gentleman sitting nearby spoke up, "Sir, you Americans
seem to have a penchant for doing the wrong thing. You hold the
fork in the wrong hand. You drive on the wrong side of the road.
And now, sir, you seem to have jolly well thrown the wrong bitch
out the window"
