I just recovered from a horrible flu!
Maybe it was the piggy one, who knows,
they've stopped testing people for it here unless you're frothing
at the mouth and writhing on the ground. 
Still have a sometime-runny nose and wet cough. Darnit
everytime I'm in public, I have to struggle so hard NOT to sniff or
cough until my face almost turns blue! People will glare at
you funny if you so much as sniff in public now.
Saw an old lady in town just now having a hacking cough and I
saw so many people avoiding her like the plague and casting really
dirty looks her way! Harharhar!
i would say that's the best way to get a seat on public
transportation!
had dinner yet?