$2164.89 Paving Stone in a MacBook Pro Box Looks Nice, But Won't
Run Photoshop

Ryan went to Best Buy to buy a MacBook Pro. And he did. Or
so he thought. Then he brought it home and realized it was a
brick. A real brick! Still, it's a step up from rocks.
When I got home I opened the box and found a paving stone packed
with bubble wrap, instead of the Macbook Pro. I returned to the
store and the manager, "Keith", was not too willing to help me out.
He kept falling back on the line "Apple seals the boxes, not us.
Take it up with Apple."
I have sent an email to Best Buy corporate and have contacted my
credit card company. Unfortunately, they can't do anything until
the charge posts.So right now, I paid $2164.89 for a very nice red
brick.
ZOMG, I've burnt stores to the ground for less. Like that drug
store that was out of Magnums.