Av should resort to just showing people that he is
angry.
Erik Slye (he is too), 36, of Gallatin County, Monatana really,
really, REALLY didn't want to serve on a jury after being
summoned for duty. So what did he do? Wrote a nasty letter. His
affidavit to the court follows, in case you can't read it in the
picture.
Apparently you morons didn't understand me the first time. I
CANNOT take time off from work. I'm not putting my family's well
being at stake to participate in this crap. I don't believe in our
"justice" system and I don't want to have a goddam thing to do with
it. Jury duty is a complete waste of time. I would rather count the
wrinkles on my dogs balls than sit on a jury. Get it through your
thick skulls. Leave me the F--k alone.
Way to hero it up, Erik. "The document, of course, did not sit
well with court officials and led a judge to threaten to jail Slye.
But after being summoned to court, Slye apologized for the
affidavit and avoided being cited on a criminal failure to appear
rap. And he also was excused from serving on a jury." Wow. So I
guess sometimes writing a nasty letter really does work. Oh, and
Erik -- neuter the dog, bro.
