Nah my will was prepared ages ago – about 2/3 years into working
life. And no, I don’t believe in wasting money for tombstones or
urns. Just cremate and throw ashes into sea. Though having second
thoughts about fishes gulping down ashes – I don’t really mind but
what of those peeps who eventually makan the fishes?
Imagine this... your loved one weeping away, holding your urn of
ashes in his hands, slowly empties the ashes into the sea when a
rougue wind blows it all up right into his face, and he coughs and
splutters as he accidentally inhales some of your ashes in!!!
And then henceforth, you remain entrenched deep within him... in
his lungs...
