Night Owls Chatterboxes - Part LXIV!

last SG · 2009-01-28T21:51:49+00:00

i come back from dinner and its 4 pages oledy... cooking is exhaustive. Ferret, why cook when you live in Singapore?! Good, cheap food in abundance!

16/f/lonely SG

Imagine this... your loved one weeping away, holding your urn of ashes in his hands, slowly empties the ashes into the sea when a rougue wind blows it all up right into his face, and he coughs and splutters as he accidentally inhales some of your ashes in!!! And then henceforth, you remain entrenched deep within him... in his lungs...

Ok, av's morbid.

You're sick.

Rhonda SG

ah. we sorta overbought for CNY....

-squirms-

we had steamboat... 3 days in a row !

so i thought... what the heck... try something else tonight... wanted to order pizza....

took a lookie at the fridge... and whoa... still so packed...

Wow... I be your distant cousin and you invite me over to makan, can?

Rhonda SG

Ok, av's morbid.

You're sick.

Haiz... not called 'sick'! I teach you, 'tis called, "creative energy"!!

16/f/lonely SG

Haiz... not called 'sick'! I teach you, 'tis called, "creative energy"!!

You're just high.

Kuali Baba SG

I'd consider donating my cadever to medicine. I learnt from the new tonight that fewer than 10 people here do so annually.

There are other people who get their ashes compressed into a diamond, or shot into the sky as fireworks.

Rhonda SG

You're just high.

Erm... on Slurpee?! Gee, I'm a cheap drunk and now, I'm a cheap addict!

Rhonda SG

I'd consider donating my cadever to medicine. I learnt from the new tonight that fewer than 10 people here do so annually.

There are other people who get their ashes compressed into a diamond, or shot into the sky as fireworks.

Yeah... the cadavars that my nursing school had were very very old and they were from the homeless folks who died and no one came forward to claim their bodies.

av98m SG

I'd bet that's happened many times

16/f/lonely SG

I've never heard of ashes causing lung cancer.

Rhonda SG

I'd bet that's happened many times

Hanor! It'll be terribly suay if the aforementioned loved one then kena's pneumonia or some other nasty lung infection, and then dies as a result.

Fatum SG

speaking of cadavers .... you think it's possible to harvest cadaveric ... ermmm ... tadpoles ? .....

Rhonda SG

I've never heard of ashes causing lung cancer.

You go inhale, then we wait and observe you, k?

Rhonda SG

speaking of cadavers .... you think it's possible to harvest cadaveric ... ermmm ... tadpoles ? .....

*splutters in disbelief!! WTH?!!! You are twisted, Fatum, very very VERY twisted!!!

av98m SG

australia has the highest number of critters that can kill a man I think ....

from spiders to jellyfish to crocs and sharks that eat your ass whole ....

there's just something about australia.

things which are not poisonous in elsewhere are poisonous in australia. things which are poisonous elsewhere are even more poisonous in australia!!!

16/f/lonely SG

*splutters in disbelief!! WTH?!!! You are twisted, Fatum, very very VERY twisted!!!

Fatum!

Hunger has its limits!

av98m SG

speaking of cadavers .... you think it's possible to harvest cadaveric ... ermmm ... tadpoles ? .....

WHAT!????

Rhonda SG

TMD WBD... I read what MG wrote as the last post of the previous Night Owls thread!!

*cracks whip and digs in spurs...

av98m SG

Hanor! It'll be terribly suay if the aforementioned loved one then kena's pneumonia or some other nasty lung infection, and then dies as a result.

Rhonda SG

there's just something about australia.

things which are not poisonous in elsewhere are poisonous in australia. things which are poisonous elsewhere are even more poisonous in australia!!!

I tell you, it's a damned country! Britain dumped her prisoners here... God dumps His poisonous creatures here!

Fatum SG

*splutters in disbelief!! WTH?!!! You are twisted, Fatum, very very VERY twisted!!!

I just don't want mine to go wasted eh .....

I mean .... my whole body's already pledged, neh ? ....

they can take my eyes, kidneys, heart, liver, lungs .....

might as well ....

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