i know it sounds like a joke but... okay.. i'm going to
treat it as one.. but i'll lose some weight.. 
due to an expanding waistline which causes a massive strain
on my surgically repaired back.. amongst other things like
tightening pants and busted knees, i'm going on a diet
since i'm not able to do any of the exercises i liked doing like
cycling, basketball, superfast walking.. i guess i'm down to just
watching my diet, and maybe go do some less-fast walking in the
evenings...
i'll go weigh myself tonight and wish me luck
