
YOu come here and you will be mauled to death, you! I will solve
your backache problem forever by ripping your spine out, mortal
kombat style! 
Oh, it's so funny... this Japanese man literally bounced up to
me, very happy, and started talking in Japanese to me and I was
! When I told him,
"Sorry, I'm not Japanese.", the disappointment on his face was so
... sad! 
When I told my friend, she said that he was probably single and
feeling very lonely and was so happy when he thought I was a
Japanese girl he could befriend!
Poor bloke! 
Lau, I've been mistaken for a Jap thrice since I came here liao!
