Originally posted by kopiosatu:
[b]Flooding Brings Relief to NEWater
Suppliers
by Robertson Kway
The recent flooding, caused by one of the highest recorded
rainfalls in the past century, has brought unexpected relief to
NEWater suppliers.
The flooding has caused a temporary water surplus in Singapore,
said Mr. Kee Shee Shee, an employee of HyTide Pte Ltd, a company
which supplies the raw materials needed to produce NEWater. Which
means we no need to keep peeing in order to keep the country
supplied with recycled water. I can finally take leave this
Christmas and spend some time with my family!
For HyTides 100 or so employees, a typical workday involves
consuming diuretics in various forms, and emptying their kidneys
into containers for shipment to NEWater treatment plants.
My family doesnt really understand what I do, even when I explain
it to them, said Mr. Kee. They think Im just taking the piss,
when actually Im
uh, nehmine.
But he finds his work on the whole enjoyable. Its a job where I
know exactly what Im doing, which is more than I can say for other
people.
HyTide is currently considering partnership talks with Asia Pacific
Breweries, the manufacturers of Tiger beer. Said HyFlux general
manager Ms. Lim Yew Reen, We see complete synergy with APB. They
produce stuff that tastes like piss, which causes people to piss,
and we recycle that piss.
In other news, department store Tangs denies that the fire on its
roof, which took two fire engines and 30 firefighters one hour to
douse, was the start of a fire sale.[/b]
Colin Goh and his gang are hilarious 
