Diary of a banana

last SG · 2006-06-01T08:19:38+00:00

I no horns leh Then hor, in the quiz hor, i score 44% for evil wor, lowest liao

laurence82 SG

godma, considering our age differences, if i can communicate with you, means i got a problem

kekekekekeke

*runs away*

littlestream SG

Diary Banana, oops, I mean Diary:

I just had lunch and am having the "after-lunch" syndrome, i.e. sleepy. Where can I sleep ah?

I used to have a cosy corner to rest my head but it is now being occupied by transfer boxes. Sad

Sincerely
Littlestream

littlestream SG

laurence82 SG

Dear Littlestream

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Mr. Green

laurence82 SG

Embarassed

littlestream SG

Laughing

*applause*..........good one, ah lau!!! Wink

laurence82 SG

Hurry! Promotion ends on 12th June, 2006

First hundred subsribers stand a chance to win a $1000 voucher to a spa of their own choice!

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noooo one. Laughing

littlestream SG

Dear Diary:

I received a flyer about some lame promotion ending Jun 12, 2006 and a chance to win a $1,000 voucher to a spa. Razz

What are the odds of my winning this voucher? Should I subscribe?

Sincerely
Littlestream

StarPuppy SG

Dear Littlestream

the flyer that you received is actually by a con man who calls himself laurence82 aka banana which cons ladies (like yourself) into parting with their money so as to get the voucher, please go to your nearest police station and clarify the source

Laughing

littlestream SG

Laughing

littlestream SG

Dear Diary:

I recently bought a hen. However, to my dismay, this hen does not lay eggs. I checked my invoice and notice that the warranty period is for a year.

Should I take the bird back to the farm to ask for an exchange or a refund?

Sincerely
Littlestream

StarPuppy SG

Dear Littlestream

Did you check your user manual yet?

the answer could easily be found on page 8, para 2, point 11

"Giving it time to lay eggs, must wait at least three months"

Mr. Green

littlestream SG

Dear Diary

On your suggestion, I checked the User Manual.

Page 8, para 2, point 11 stipulates "if all else fails, slaughter the bird and make yourself some nice ginseng chicken soup."

Sincerely
Littlestream

StarPuppy SG

Dear LittleStream

what model is your chicken and the version code?

Very Happy

littlestream SG

Dear Diary:

Where should I look, on the chicken, for the model and version code? Mr. Green

Sincerely
Littlestream

StarPuppy SG

Dear LittleStream

please check your invoice for the model and version code

Very Happy

littlestream SG

Dear Diary:

You ARE late!!!! Mad

The hen has flown away. Crying or Very sad

Grudgingly
Littlestream

Mr. Green

ceecookie SG

british accent of banana as per in Mr Bean is Baurn-nar-nah while our's is bur-nah-nah

Laughing

laurence82 SG

If hens can fly, ah lau will win toto

Laughing

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