My Dog, Sex
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Everybody who has a dog calls him 'Rover' or 'Spot' I made the
mistake of calling mine 'Sex'.
Now, Sex has been very embarrassing to me. When I went to city hall
to renew his dog license, I told the clerk I would like a license
for Sex. He said, 'I'd like to have one too!' Then I said, 'But
this is for a dog.' He said, 'I don't care what she looks like.'
Then I said, 'You don't understand, I've had Sex since I was nine
years old.' He said, 'You must have been quite a kid.'
When I got married and went on my honeymoon, I took the dog with
me. Not wanting the dog to bother us, I told the clerk that I
wanted a room for my wife and me and a special room for Sex. He
said that every room in the place was for sex. I said, 'You don't
understand, Sex keeps me awake at night.' The clerk said, 'Me
too.'
One day I entered Sex in a dog show, before the competition began,
Another contestant asked me what I was doing. I told him that I
planned to have Sex in the show. He said that I should have sold my
own tickets. When I asked if the show was televised he called me a
pervert.
I left my dog at the Veterinarian. When I went to pick him up I
said, 'I've come for my dog.' She said, 'Which one, Spot or Rover?'
I said, 'What about Sex?' She slapped me. After I straightened out
the misunderstanding, I asked if Sex was good for her. She slapped
me again.
Sex ran away, I went to the dog pound. As I was looking in all the
cages the operator up to me. I said I'm looking for Sex. He said I
was looking in all the wrong places.
When my wife and I separated, we went to court to fight for custody
of the dog. I said, 'Your Honor, I had Sex before I was married.'
He said, 'What's your point, so did I.' I said, 'But my wife wants
to take Sex away.' He said, 'That's what happens in a
divorce.'
Last night Sex ran off. I spent hours looking for him all over
town. A cop came over to me and asked, 'What are you doing in this
alley at 4 o'clock in the morning?' I said I was looking for
Sex.
My case comes up on Friday.
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