Three people, 2 men and 1 woman, and their dogs are in the Vets
waiting room. The first man's dog asked the second man's dog what
he's there for. They are putting me down. Oh no, says the first
dog, why? The second dog says,"Well, you see... I've been chasing
the Postman for years. Yesterday, I finally caught him, and bit
him. So, I'm going to be put to sleep.
The second dog says, "Well, my master just completely remodeled the
inside of his house. I didn't like it because my scent wasn't
anywhere, anymore. So, when he went to bed last night, I pissed on
everything I could find, to get my scent back. This morning, my
master found out what I had done, so he is putting me to sleep
also.
The third dog said,"This is my masters new girlfriend. She runs
around the house all the time without her clothes on. This makes me
very horny. So, this morning, as she was getting out of the shower,
and bent over to wipe up the water on the floor. I couldn't stand
it anymore, so I jumped on her a gave it to her good!" The other
dogs say, " so' that's why they are putting you to sleep?" No says
the dog, "She is bringing me here to get my toenails
clipped!"
Now u see it.... 
