This is a true story about a recent wedding that took place at
ClemsonUniversity. It was in the local newspaper and even Jay Leno
mentioned it.
It was a huge wedding with about 300 guests. After the wedding at
the reception, the groom got up on stage with a microphone to talk
to the crowd. He said he wanted to thank everyone for coming, many
from long distances, to support them at their wedding. He
especially wanted to thank the bride's and his family and to thank
his new father-in-law for providing such a lavish reception. As a
token of his deep appreciation he said he wanted to give everyone a
special gift just from him. So taped to the bottom of everyone's
chair, including the wedding party, was an envelope.
He said this was his gift to everyone, and asked them to open their
envelope. Inside each manila envelope was an 8x10 glossy of his
bride having sex with the best man. The groom had gotten suspicious
of them weeks earlier and had hired a private detective to tail
them. After standing there, just watching the guests' reactions for
a couple of minutes, he turned to the best man and said, "F---
you!" Then he turned to his bride and said, "F--- you!" Then he
turned to the dumbfounded crowd and said, "I'm outta here." He had
the marriage annulled first thing in the morning. While most people
would have canceled the wedding immediately after finding out about
the affair, this guy goes through with the charade,as if nothing
were wrong. His revenge... making the bride's parents pay over
$32,000 for a 300 guest wedding and reception, and best of
all,
trashing the bride's and best man's reputations in front of 300
friends and family members. This guy has balls the size of church
bells.
Elegant wedding reception for 300 family members
&friends........$32,000
Wedding photographs commemorating the
occasion......................$3,000
Deluxe two week honeymoon accommodations in
Maui.................$8,500
The look on everyone's face when they see the 8x10 glossy of the
bride humping the best man..........Priceless.
So thinking about getting angry and flares up ???? Think
again!!!!
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Get EVEN!!! 