Knock Knock....
Two guys leave a bar after a long night of drinking, jump in the
car and start it up. After a few minutes, an old man appears by the
passenger window and taps lightly on it. The passenger screams,
"Look! There's an old ghost's face there!"
The driver speeds up, but the old man's face stays in the window.
The passenger rolls his window down and, scared out of his wits,
says "What do you want?"
the old man replies, "Have you got any cigarette to spare?"
The passenger hands the man a cigarette and yells, "Step on it," to
the driver, rolling up the window in terror.
A few minutes later they calm down and start laughing again. The
driver says, "I don't know what happened, but don't worry, the
speedometer says we're doing 80 now."
All of a sudden there is light tapping on the window and the old
man reappears.
"There he is again," the passenger yells.
He rolls down the window and shakily says, "Yes?"
"Do you have a light?" the old man asks.
The passenger throw a lighter out the window and says to his
friend, "Step on it!"
They are now driving at 100 kilometres an hour, trying to forget
what they had just seen, when again the tapping occurs.
"Oh my god! He's back!" The passenger rolls down the window and
screams in stark terror,"What now?"
The old man gently replies, "You want some help getting out of the
mud?"
