Sweet 16

renorenal SG

*sigh*

alexkusu SG

eh eh..wen u go to Hagen Daz or wat..n she eating ice cream..lean next to her.. n whisper "Your eyes are so beautiful that I want to scoop them out on my spoon" Very Happy

the Bear SG

let it turn into a cold burn...

nothing scares people more than a quiet, angry and calm man speaking softly Twisted Evil

renorenal SG

yeah... but gotta live with it... wish I hadn't known her man...

probably because she wants a payback coz last time a lot of my collegemates used to tease her and me together... prior the date where she made me look like a jackas.s... Sad

alfagal SG

but he doesnt eat ice cream wat..

but hahah alex!

stellazio SG

don't talk so much first..wait he go there,absorbed by her beauty..den kana seduced.. Laughing

alfagal SG

stell....

LazerLordz SG

I can sure testify to that..cuz I did so. Twisted Evil

renorenal SG

hahahaha... Laughing must remember she got back-up wei... i fire all my bullets, leave with empty dud, then how...

alfagal SG

haha reno!
how does she looks like? Laughing

renorenal SG

yeah... i used to tell her when I'm angry... just by saying, excuse me, but you are really making me very angry right now... she stared at me and said, so, what you gonna do about it?

alexkusu SG

two can also play this game rite? charm her friends with ur wit n humour! and wen she ask u infront of her frens "Do i look pretty to u?" can reply with this "You are as beautiful as the stars in the skies but the sun shines better than you" or "You light up my life in the darkness like a moon, but your face is like its surface"..

then her fren will scowl...but giggling inside. Hopefully, they respect u liaw..n wont tease u..cos u can match them with sarcasm Wink

alfagal SG

who r e rest of her friends?
same headache as her?

the Bear SG

don't have to be fancy.. just be honest and brutal Wink

and quietly.. never losing eye contact.. never showing any emotion..

stellazio SG

ah huh? Laughing

alexkusu SG

its like a poisoned apple..he wont eat it cos he knows its poisoned

LazerLordz SG

Yeah I've lived beside the Catchment Area all my life.From Thomson, I crossed over the green lungs to Cashew. Laughing

stellazio SG

thats what many men knew about geylang and yet.. Laughing

renorenal SG

She's tall, pretty, has a baby face, long haired, slim, and likes ponytails...

I am sure her partners in arm will be there... long time kaki...

One damn thin, the other average playgirl look-a-like, the other slim too and despises guys while the other one quite chubby and has this wanna eat u up look (never smile unless your joke really can get to her)... she's bringing two more friends from Australia who just got back as well...

the Bear SG

she got you..

but then, here's the bit you could have added...

i don't know.. and i can assure you, you don't wanna know...

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