Sweet 16

alexkusu SG

better practice sarcasm 101 now eh..

use what u have learn frm the forums!

alfagal SG

arh...now i know where u live liaoz.. Laughing cashew got straight bus to sch?

renorenal SG

Originally posted by the Bear:
don't have to be fancy.. just be honest and brutal Wink

and quietly.. never losing eye contact.. never showing any emotion..

That's where my weakness lies... Sad

renorenal SG

Actually that's the primary reason why I started to join a forum... Laughing

to learn how to shoot back... but I dun think it's working...

alexkusu SG

can say sth cheeky like "i wan take u to nice romantic dinner n..*ahem* u"

cos if u say sth liddat, very high tension. Thats why I told u many times, must develop thick skin n have high tolerance level Wink

LazerLordz SG

Shocked *stalker!* Embarassed

renorenal SG

Gotta really build on that man... sigh...

the Bear SG

the antidote to sarcasm has always been brutality...

"i don't know what the &*%# you are talking about, but coming from you, i can bet it sucks.. well, nevermind.. i think i'm better off not knowing.. i don't wanna be anything like you..."

alfagal SG

oh man..seems like her company is hard to handle too..

y needa go out? wat will happen if u ask them over to ur house...

alexkusu SG

reno can jus drink coffee ma..

seow SG

Cashew road in between bukit panjang and bukit timah? Laughing

alfagal SG

Laughing

renorenal SG

Sigh... thing is if I'm really sarcastic, no people will start to like me... I can't tend to maintain that suave, flexible and cool way of speaking to get me out of hot pot... I either can't get out or get into it deeper...

alfagal SG

hee hee having it now actually...

milo + coffee mix..

the Bear SG

here's another way then...

just avoid her totally...

and when asked why, just tell her "coz you suck and i don't wanna have anything to do with you"

that will stop everything..

alexkusu SG

oh...

me turn like this cos of forum. I find talking seriously n maturely is just boring. More fun shooting ppl Very Happy

stellazio SG

never ever do that.. Laughing

alexkusu SG

for the past 14k post..u ddnt build anything meh?

the Bear SG

yeah.. just ignore that woman..

and avoid her..

here's one terrible way.. behave like she doesn't exist, even if she's in front of you..

renorenal SG

Yeah... I know her group from tuition last time... same English tuition... the tuition master would mix two years of level in one class, like SPM we have Form 4 and Form 5, so she would mix both the years together lidat lor... save time...

If she were to come over to my place? I'm gonna look REAL bad... seriously... they can be the gentlest, nicest, lowest living life form on earth to please my parents and my parents would think that they are the suitabl WIFE for me... WTF!!! Shocked

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