All the applications will be listed here for easier perusal
Applicant #1:the. raven
the.raven is is interested in becoming Starblue Heaven's
4th moderator and is willing to comply to the rules set by the main
moderator (starblue) and her fellow moderators
introducing.......
the n00b owning, retard mocking, stupid people hating, cat loving,
yo I'm just chilling, |337 speaking, shakespeare despicing, story
weaver, master artist extraordinaire, clone basher, smartass
replies giver, forum enemy maker, a55 kicker, expert of sgforums,
totally awesome,
the.raven!!!!!!!!!!!1111111111111oneoneone1111eleven
starblue's heaven should....must make the.raven the 4th moderator
because the.raven is cool, and by cool, I mean totally sweet.
the.raven is so cool that he flips out ALL the time!!!! there was
once he was eating at a restaurant, just because a kid dropped a
spoon, he totally uppercut him, and when his mother complain, he
totally gave her a round house kick and broke her neck. If you dont
believe me, you can ask Ditzy.
Q: Why is everyone so obsessed about the.raven?
A: the.raven is the ultimate paradox. On the one hand he totally
roxorz boxorz, but on the other hand, he is very sweet.
Q: I heard that the.raven is very mean and likes to ruin forumites'
days. What's his problem?
A: Whoever told you that is a total liar. the.raven can be mean OR
totally awesome.
Q: What does the.raven do when he is not owning n00bs?
A: Most of his free time is spent honing his uber skillz, but
sometimes he fantasize about killing people. (Ask Ditzy if you
don't believe me.)
If you dont believe that the.raven MUST be the 4th moderator, you'd
better get a life right now or else the.raven will come to your
house and kick your ass. thats an easy choice, if you ask
me.
Applicant
#2:I_am_PeTe_Parker
I_am_PeTe_Parker
BSc (Hons) Crapology
To
Starblue
CEO Starblues Heaven Forum
RE: Application for the position of 4th moderator
Dear Starblue,
Please regard this as an application for the position of 4th
Moderator of Starblues Heaven. Based on the requirements stated in
your post, I believe that I possess a unique mix of experience,
knowledge, and skills that can definitely help your forum in the
critical moderating area.
Experience, skills, and abilities that I can offer your forum
include:
-More than 1 year of experience giving other forums (including
yours) countless nightmares with my consistent crapping and a
record of consistently meeting or exceeding crapping quotas;
-Excellent grasp of "one to one battles with undesirable members
of the sgfourums utilizing revolutionary relationship management
concepts and techniques with avoidance of vulgarities;
-Ability to work effectively in a dynamic, multi-tasking
Environment (doing whatever I am suppose to be productively doing
in real life and surf the net simultaneously).
I am confident that my ability to develop and maintain strong
relationships with the other wonderful moderators of your already
great forum will benefit Starblues Heaven. I believe that my
excellent record of success in crapping, winning back crappers from
competitors, and increasing market share, clearly demonstrates my
proven ability to meet and resolve crappers challenges and add to
the forum's monthly All Forums position.
After you've reviewed my application, I really doubt you would want
to read the next application letter on your desk. So throw those
other application letters away, pronto. I am your 4th
moderator!
Applicant #3:StarPuppy
lets see...i willing to defend Starblue thread and can vist
it often but i might not post often as i foetn sound lame....
dunno can be mod or not
Applicant #4:The Emperor
I, The Emperor am interested in becoming the mod. I promise
to uphold the rules and regulations of this forum and to provide a
place for people to come enjoy themselves here after their
stressful work or studies.
I will do my best if you can entrust me with this task. There're no
more reasons I can come up with why u should consider me as the mod
because solely, I'm just interested in becoming a mod. If you
choose others likewise, I won't mind too but I hope u would
consider me as I'll do my very best job to stay commited to this
forum.
Other experiences of being a mod? Yes. I've been a mod for a song
request forum for quite some time. Things were pretty good
then.
Thank you very much.
Applicant #5: LazerLordz
I , LazerLordz am interested in becoming Starblue Heaven's
4th moderator and is willing to comply to the rules set by the main
moderator (starblue) and my fellow moderators.
Track record...current moderator of SAF, Cafe Casual and Dead
Poet's Society.Will lock offensive posts on 2nd warning and delete
offensive stuff on 3rd Warning to perpetrators.
Clones and trolls will have their posts deleted immediately.No
negotiations.
(Of course, all these will be in consensus with Starblue and her
band of merry moderators).
Applicant #6: Statice_Dream
Hm... i only have to glance through the threads and i can
tell that we're not being exactly very friendly in here. yup. its
time somebody cleared the clouds. anyway. havn been here for ages..
wish i didnt have to read such unhappy threads.. but then again..
i'm a newb! someone tell me.. is this how the forum works. you all
play word games with each other and see whose vocab is stronger ar?
hah.
really wanted to apply for mod but i seriously doubt i'm up to it.
cos one, i dun do profanities and two, i have no time to entertain
people like Mr Steel or is it Stell? Or is it a Ms. ? Doesnt
matter. oh well.. but i sure am willing to abide the rules set by
the forum and my fellow moderators yada yada yada..
hah. besides shall make the election more lively with one more
applicant.. *this is for you starblue.
So i guess i have to do the 200 word intro. You noe, i can just
type F-A-T 200 times but it wont say much. hah. Lets see. why don't
you make me the mod first then you will get to know me without the
word limit. besides. such intros cant possibly mean much. hah.. or
am i being really new to this game.. like, are the intros meant to
test crapping abilities huh? but i guess i've crapped enuff
le..
hm. i think i need crash course for this mod exam..
=]
Applicant #7: BadzMaro
RE: APLLICATION FOR 4TH MODERATOR.
Name: Badzmaro aka BAD @$$ PENGUIN
As MOD of this forum.. i will be the arms of this forum. Rules
broken by anyone in this forum and i will break them. I will be the
long arm of the law in this forum. Challenge this forum and thou
shalt be banned, closed and shut down.
This forum has become weak.. incompentent and i will change that. A
strong n gentle leader like starblue will need the muscles to do
her work. To allow the forum to function with maximum effeciency
and effectiveness, all aspects has to be covered. I will definately
go to hell for this.. but i am taking down the scums , psychos and
spammers down with me.
All interviews, flames n objections will be welcomed. I will try to
put myself in your shoes and explain myself. But if all fails.. i
will put you down n crush your verbal abuses n flames and make u
eat back your words. I will not be moved.
I sincerely hope my application will be acepted.. or
else....
Applicant #8: Cinderella.
Cinderella is interested in becoming Starblue Heaven's 4th
moderator and is willing to comply to the rules set by the main
moderator (starblue) and my fellow moderators
i want to be a moderator of this forum because i feel that this is
a better please than chit chat and if i were made a mod, then i
will feel like there is a place in sgforums where i belong. i will
try my best to come to the forums regularly if i am made a mod so
as to perform my duties as a moderator. i am sure i will work well
with the other three moderators, being a mild tempered girl. even
though i may look like a soft-spoken girl, i will uphold the order
and "cleanliness" of this forum in my quiet, mysterious
ways.
Applicant #9: hisoka
/raises hand
i wanna be mod cos it sounds fun.
will make things lively asnd edit posts of others for fun(assuming
its possible) other wise i guess i wil jsut have to delete posts
with view contrary to mine Mr. Green Mr. Green
Applicant #10: alexkusu
but but.. me duno how to advertise myself that well. I dont
believe in telling lies and hype things up about myself. I dont
make promises I cant keep. I am a gentle and peace loving
person.
If I miss out anyone, pls let me know. And it might also mean your
application summary isnt attractive enuff, pls brush it up to make
me notice them more
