I_am_PeTe_Parker
BSc (Hons) Crapology
To
Starblue
CEO Starblues Heaven Forum
RE: Application for the position of 4th moderator
Dear Starblue,
Please regard this as an application for the position of 4th
Moderator of Starblues Heaven. Based on the requirements stated in
your post, I believe that I possess a unique mix of experience,
knowledge, and skills that can definitely help your forum in the
critical moderating area.
Experience, skills, and abilities that I can offer your forum
include:
-More than 1 year of experience giving other forums (including
yours) countless nightmares with my consistent crapping and a
record of consistently meeting or exceeding crapping quotas;
-Excellent grasp of "one to one battles with undesirable members
of the sgfourums utilizing revolutionary relationship management
concepts and techniques with avoidance of vulgarities;
-Ability to work effectively in a dynamic, multi-tasking
Environment (doing whatever I am suppose to be productively doing
in real life and surf the net simultaneously).
I am confident that my ability to develop and maintain strong
relationships with the other wonderful moderators of your already
great forum will benefit Starblues Heaven. I believe that my
excellent record of success in crapping, winning back crappers from
competitors, and increasing market share, clearly demonstrates my
proven ability to meet and resolve crappers challenges and add to
the forum's monthly All Forums position.
After you've reviewed my application, I really doubt you would want
to read the next application letter on your desk. So throw those
other application letters away, pronto. I am your 4th
moderator!
Sincerely,
