I_am_PeTe_Parker SG And almost simultaneously everyone in the A380 asked..."What the hell is that animal?". To which the Hungarian Horntail replied, "I am a... >
LazerLordz SG One of the pilots accidentally spilled his Coke on the flight stick, and the plane fired chaff instead of the gun, also,the parachute extended in midflight, sending the plane crashing into the other Skyhawks. One squadron mothballed.
I_am_PeTe_Parker SG With fist clenched, the commander of air force blasted out with a booming voice to scramble a squadron of F-16 and demanded also that the relevant minsitry ban all sales of coke in the country.
iveco SG The F-16s flew in the direction of the Hungarian Horntail with orders to shoot on sight. Meanwhile Pepsi was having a field day, as its main rival had been banned from selling its products.
SingaporeMacross SG The Pepsi factory burned to the ground and underneath the debris was a nuclear missile silo.
I_am_PeTe_Parker SG > The CEO of Pepsi Cola Corp. was left standing in the middle of the charred remains of what was once the Pepsi factory. In his hands were a remote device...with only a single red button on it and it was labelled FIRE MISSILES. As the tears welled in his eyes he place his right thumb on the button and...
I_am_PeTe_Parker SG So he threw the remote control to the ground and took off his Gucci. But to his horror, all his toes had been burned to cinder. He had no toes left and so he decided instead to use his...
starblue SG tongue. he knelt on his knees, stick out his tongue and tried to press the button. after a few futile licks, the button clicked into place. he waited for the boom, but it never came... he examined the remote control and found that.....
starblue SG knew this was comin.. lolz... so he gave up that attempt and proceeded to plan B, code 10132E...
I_am_PeTe_Parker SG Code 10132E calls for a manual kick start of the nuclear missiles. Yes, he has to kick start the nuclear missile just like you would kick start a motorbike. So off he ran toward the silo...
starblue SG he stumbles on one of the wires, which got twisted and disconnected. "dreads," he thought to himself, "now i have to....
StarPuppy SG use rubberband to tie up those two wires and pee on it so that electricity will flow through those two wires
I_am_PeTe_Parker SG But his pee could not conduct electricity. All the years of drinking Pepsi cola had made his pee dis-ionized.
