ACT 2:
scene1: somewhere in New Zealand.
Gimli: OMG you guys run so fast, I cannot catch up!! we dwarves are
natural sprinters, dangerous in short distances!!
Legolas: Gimli, shut the Fuck up, stop whining.
Aragorn: OMG whats that.
Legolas: it looks like a kiwi!
Aragorn: you idiot!! I am talking about all these people
surrounding us!!
Eomer: you n00bs!! what are you doing here!!
Aragorn: I am Aragorn, son of Arathorn, who is son of Araborn, son
of...
Eomer: holy Shit man enough, I get your idea, what are you
about?
Aragorn: we are good people k, we are going to defeat orcs and
sauron and Shit like that. and btw, have you seen hobbits
around?
Eomer: what the Fuck is a Hobbeet?
Aragorn: they look like kids, they are like 3 feet tall
Eomer: ROFL n00b.
*curtain falls*
scene 2: Frodo and Samwise on some mountain place
Gollum: ahh its teh hobitteses, they haves my preciossss.
Frodo: yawn lets sleep.
Samwise: k
gollum: my precciousss
Frodo: the Fuck?
gollum oh Shit
Samwise: bish bish bish, owned!!
gollum: oh my Fucking god.
Frodo: dont take my ring u n00b!! oh wait, wheres my
ring?!?!?!
*lord dada suddenly appears out of Fucking nowhere*
Lord dada: muhahaha fools, I have taken the ring!! I will become
super powerful and I will defeat Goku!!
samwise: what the Fuck is a Gokoo?
Lord dada: muhahahahaha *disappears*
Frodo: what the? now we lost the ring, we are screwed.
*lord dada suddenly reappears*
Lord dada: excuse me, how do u use this ring?
Frodo: OMG you idiot, you just put it on.
Lord dada: but like, I heard this ring is very powerful and stuff,
but all it gives me is invisibility, thats lame!!!
Frodo: ....
*curtain falls*
scene 3: Vegeta arrives in New Zealand
Vegeta: hahaha lord dada, I did not die, and I have become more
powerful than before, my power level is now 14 million!! I am
stronger than you!! I will defeat you now!!
Lord dada: haha fool!! I now wear the ring of power, you dont stand
a chance!! *becomes invisible*
vegeta: WTF??
Lord dada: bish bish bish bish
vegeta: OMFG.
vegeta: ok, I will show you who is the most powerful, oh yeah? I am
the most powerful, because I am very strong! *becomes super saiyan
3* haha!! super saiyan 3!!
Gandalf: what are you talking about? super saiyans are
n00bs!!
vegeta: who are you?!?!
Gandalf: I used to be Gandalf the grey, now I am Gandalf the white,
because I killed a Balrog and I gained enough experiene to level
up!! I am now a level 20 mage!!
vegeta: oh yea? whats your power level?
Lord dada: what the Fuck, why has everyone ignored me? they think
I'm invisible or something? oh wait..I am
Gandalf: my power level is 30 million!! I will defeat all of you
now muhahaha!! *Cast fireball* *cast time stop* *cast lightning*
*cast metoer*
vegeta: nooo!!!! *dies*
lord dada: oh Fuck. *drops ring and teleports away*
Gandalf: haha I am the most powerful.
Frodo: what the Fuck? you mean you could do all that, but you still
need me to go to Mount Doom? you faggot!!
Gandalf: STFU n00b.
*curtain falls*
-end of ACT II-