Well... I think my head just went crazy and set on doing a thing
called
"Things Claymore Characters Will Never Say"
Rush Hour based
Helen: That ain't a Claymore. That's a midget in a bath robe.
.....
Helen: Don't be messing with me, Deneve. I will kick your ass. I'll
hit you so hard you'll end up in the Ming Dynasty. I mean it, I'll
b*tch slap you back to Pieta!
.....
Helen: Man what's wrong with you? You don't step in front of a
Claymore at a buffet line!
.....
Clare: Just try to blend in.
Jeane: What do you mean, "blend in"? I'm two feet taller than
everybody in here!
.....
Jeane: Throw it!
Clare: No! There is people down there!
Jeane: Clare! Throw it!
Clare: Jeane!
Jeane: Clare!
Clare: Jeane!
Jeane: CLARE!
Clare: JEANE!
Jeane: Throw it!
Clare: No!
.....
Miria: [Whispers to Deneve] Why are you hanging with 24-7?
Deneve: 24-7?
Miria: Because her mouth never closes.
Helen: Hey! I heard that, I heard that. Don't be talkin about me
man.
.....
Deneve: [To Helen] I will b*tch-slap you back to Pieta
.....
Helen: I can't believe I killed 10'000 Yoma for this sh1t!
.....
Helen: Who put their hand on my butt? Do it again.
.....
(Deneve holds up Cynthia and questions her)
Deneve: Clare, where is she!?
Cynthia: I don't know!
Deneve: She took Miria away! Where is she now!?
Helen: Who got taken away man?
Deneve: (Turns and is shocked) Helen!
Helen: Who got taken away, Deneve?
Deneve: YOU!
Helen: Claymore Yu?
Deneve: Not Yu, you!
Helen: Who?
Deneve: You!
Helen: Who?
Deneve: Do you understand the words that are coming out of my
mouth!?
Helen: Naw don't nobody understand the words that are comin' out of
your mouth!
.....
Jeane: I am not responsible for your assumption.
Helen: You full of sh1t, you understand me, you full of sh1t.
Jeane: Not being able to speak is not the same as not speaking. You
seem as if you like to talk. I like to let people talk who like to
talk. It makes it easier to find out how full of sh1t they
are.
Helen: What the hell did you just say? "I let people talk, blah
blah blah" so I'm the one full of sh1t?
Jeane: We're both full of sh1t.
.....
Helen: Hey man, you seen a Claymore about this tall with an
insecure personality (Yuma)?
Tabitha: Go screw yourself.
Helen: What did you say?
Tabitha: Go screw yourself.
Helen: You get your sensitive ass up there and let me in!
.....
Right, I think I may have gone mad by now.