Here's an amusing reaction to yesterday's horror ... straight
off The Official Chelsea FC Website 
REACTION: JOSE: "THEY
FOUGHT A LOT, THEY HAD A BETTER ATTITUDE THAN US; THEY DESERVE THE
POINTS."
After a dismal 0-3 defeat at the Riverside, José Mourinho spent the
first few minutes in the post-match press conference texting on his
mobile phone.
Perhaps like every Chelsea fan he was receiving crowing messages
from Arsenal or Man Utd fans revelling in his worst result as a
Chelsea manager. Perhaps he was voting someone off his own personal
reality show. There were several likely candidates for eviction
today.
He was clearly unhappy with what he had seen.
This is my third defeat in the Premiership and you could say it is
my worst, he said. We lose 1-0 Man City we dont deserve. We
lose 1-0 Man Utd we dont deserve. We lose 3-0 here we
deserve.
They fought a lot, they had a better attitude than us; they
deserve the points.
He hinted that he hadnt spoken much about the game to his players
afterwards.
I prefer to give congratulations to the opposition, he claimed,
revealing that he would go home and think about it and examine
videos before discussing what had gone wrong.
The players are saying at 1-0 it was a penalty but even if it is
on this performance I cannot talk about the referee, he
said.
The manager said he was unhappy with the defending and the
attacking, but in both cases he saw it as a team failure, not about
individuals.
It was the type of performance that has frustrated him when his
side plays struggling opposition. Citing the examples of Real Betis
and Everton, he groaned: Chelsea this season is experts in giving
life to people in difficult circumstances.
Even worse news was the injury to player of the season candidate
William Gallas, who hobbled off after appearing to be caught on the
instep.
José didnt know how bad the damage was to the Frenchmans foot or
how long he might be out. With Barcelona coming up shortly, it is a
major worry.
Gallas would in any case have missed Chelseas next match against
Colchester next weekend through suspension, having reached five
yellow cards. He is joined on that tally by John Terry, who is also
now ruled out of the FA Cup match.
His team may have been charitable, but José was giving little away.
Perhaps he saved it all for those private texts.
- credit: Rick Glanvill, 11 Feb
2006