If you have sex with a prostitute against her
will, is it considered rape or shoplifting?
Technically, non-consensual sex with a woman no matter her
occupation is considered rape. Humans are not classified as objects
that can be " stolen ".
Can you cry under water?
Yes you can cry under water (:
Tearing is more common though; when your eyes get irritated by the
salt water/chlorine.
How important does a person have to be before they
are considered assassinated instead of just
murdered?
The importance of the person is not
so much of a factor. Rather, it is the motive behind the killings.
Generally, the motive would have to be noteworthy: eg. political
objective before it is considered an assassination.
Why do you have to "put your two cents in"... but
it's only a "penny for your thoughts"? Where's that extra
penny going to?
Hmmm i would guess that your freely
given opinion is worth more than your spoken thoughts. haha!
Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the
clothes you were buried in for eternity?
Thats a very interesting question.
It depends on your concept of Heaven.
1. Perpetual happiness ( some girls
would be very unhappy if they're stuck with one set of clothes, so
you should get a change of clothes )
2. Static existence. ( maybe same clothes for eternity? )
3. no heaven. hence no clothes.
Why does a round pizza come in a square
box?
A square box provides a much more
stable wall structure. Also, while it might use abit more cupboard,
it takes alot more effort to manufacture the curved walls rather
than the traditional box shape.
What disease did cured ham actually
have?
No disease. Its was merely subjected
to additional treatment ( hence cured)
How is it that we put man on the moon before we
figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on
luggage?
It has got to do with the order of
events. Space travel technology helped to make commercial jet
flights possible; allowing inter continental travelling for
ordinary folks. It was only then that the luggage is needed and
hence the wheel innovation.
Why is it that people say they "slept like a baby"
when babies wake up like every two hours?
It depends on your baby. On average,
a baby sleeps up to 16 hours a day, so while he may have a period
of activity, he generally spends most of his time sound asleep.
Hence the phrase " slept like a baby"
Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON
TV?
hmmm. very good question. DONT
KNOW
Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then
put money in binoculars to look at things on the
ground?
Money makes people do weird
things.
Why do doctors leave the room while you
change? They're going to see you
naked anyway.'
Its got to do with retaining the
modicum of modesty. You shouldnt be getting used to stripping at
ease / seeing people strip naked right?
Why is "bra" singular and "panties"
plural?
bra is derived from brassiere. Since
it is " a brassiere", it follows that it is " a bra ". Panties is
derived from pants which is derived from Pantaloons. Since
pantaloons is plural, panties are therefore, panties.
Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the
toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would
eat?
Bread comes in different textures.
There might be one day you want to toast an extremely coarse bread?
(:
If Jimmy cracks corn and no one cares, why is there a
stupid song about him?
There are many songs about stuff
that nobody cares too. One must make musical ( literal )
allowances.
Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool
lane ?
Yes if it is fetching employees of
the undertaker to work simultaneously
If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a
radio out of a coconut, why can't he fix a hole in a
boat?
It has got to do with the
availability of parts. You cannot use electronic components as glue
/ waterproof material to mend a hole in the boat.
Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all
fours? They're both
dogs!
Goofy has human-like characteristics
and can apt human behavior. Pluto remains a more conventional
human's best friend role. Hence goofy gets to walk on 2s and pluto
remains on 4s.
If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that
ACME crap, why didn't he just buy dinner?
His issue wasnt with food, his issue
was with his occupation, which happens to be attempting to eat the
roadrunner.
If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is
made from vegetables, what is baby oil made
from?
Baby oil is made from hydrocarbons
meant for the use of babies.
If electricity comes from electrons, does morality
come from morons?
No. They have different root words.
Just because it has the same starting 3 letters doesnt mean that
they come from the same word.
Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star
have the same tune?
Yes it does. So does " baa baa black
sheep ".
Why did you just try singing the two songs
above?
The musically inclined me does not
have to sing the songs to know that they share the same melody.
Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the
hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your
butt?
astrology -> ast-roid
rectal issues ->
hem-orrhoid
Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's
face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he
sticks his head out the window?
Its got to do with his keen scent. Imagine if someone who stinks
go all the way in front of you and refuse to budge, how would you
feel? Same goes for the dog.
*clap clap*
ermm...can u tell me when i am going to strike 4D, toto and big
sweep? and can u tell me the winning numbers?
by pm thanks...
