Little Johnny and Suzie were walking home from school after
their first sex education class, when Suzie said that one thing she
didn’t understand about it all was, “What is a penis?”
Little Johnny said he didn’t know either, but would ask his father
that night, because his father “Knew everything.” That night, when
Johnny’s father came home from work, Little Johnny asked, “Dad,
what’s a penis?”
Johnny’s father led him into the bedroom, where Johnny’s father
dropped his trousers, pointed down, and said, “That, Johnny, is a
penis.” He then looked down at it and added, “In fact, that’s what
I would call a PERFECT penis!”
Little Johnny was impressed, thanked his father for explaining it,
and ran out to play. The next morning, Little Johnny and Suzie were
walking to school when Johnny proudly announced that he knew what a
penis is. Suzie wanted to know, so Johnny led her around behind a
bush, dropped his trousers, pointed down, and announced, “That,
Suzie, is a penis.” He looked down at it and added, “In fact, if it
was just 3 inches shorter, it would be a PERFECT penis!!!
