Male Instructional Guide For Relationships
The following information was gained through much arduous research
involving men and women from all backgrounds and walks of life. It
consists of the most frequently asked questions of women ( i.e.,
relationships, sex and life in general). All women who read this
are encouraged to use the wisdom contained therein to change their
behavior in accordance with the truths established below.
Q: How do I know if I'm ready for sex?
A: Ask your boyfriend. He'll know when the time is right. When it
comes to love and sex, men are much more responsible, since they're
not as emotionally confused as women. It's a proven fact.
Q: Should I have sex on the first date?
A: YES. Before if possible.
Q: What exactly happens during the act of sex?
A: Again, this is entirely up to the man. The important thing to
remember is that you must do whatever he tells you without
question. Sometimes, however, he may ask you to do certain things
that may at first seem strange to you. Do them anyway.
Q: How long should the sex act last?
A: This is a natural & normal part of nature, so don't feel
ashamed or embarrassed. After you've finished making love, he'll
have a natural desire to leave you suddenly, & go out with his
friends to play golf. Or perhaps another activity, such as going
out with his friends to the bar for the purpose of consuming large
amounts of alcohol & sharing a few personal thoughts with his
buddies. Don't feel left out -- while he's gone you can busy
yourself by doing laundry, cleaning the apartment, or perhaps even
going out to buy him an expensive gift. He'll come back when he's
ready.
Q: What is "afterplay"?
A: After a man has finished making love, he needs to replenish his
manly energy. "Afterplay" is simply a list of important activities
for you to do after lovemaking. This includes lighting his
cigarette, making him a sandwich or pizza, bringing him a few
beers, or leaving him alone to sleep while you go out and buy him
an expensive gift.
Q: Does the size of the penis matter?
A: Yes. Although many women believe that quality, not quantity, is
important, studies show this is simply not true. The average erect
male penis measures about three inches. Anything longer than that
is extremely rare and if by some chance your lover's sexual organ
is 4 inches or over, you should go down on your knees and thank
your lucky stars and do everything possible to please him, such as
doing his laundry, cleaning his apartment and/or buying him an
expensive gift.
Q: What about the female orgasm?
A: What about it? There's no such thing. It's a myth.
