YO MOMA

last SG · 2008-12-07T23:37:28+00:00

Everyone's mama so stupid they couldnt count 1 to 10 with their fingers.

yes people its YO MOMA TIME!!! Post the best and most creative yo moma jokes here. dis each other or whatever. be as creative as possible!!

lets warm things up

yo moma so old that when moses parted the red sea, she was on the other side fishing.

and she caught a guy called sportsman411 by the pants .

Yo momma so hungry, she ate sportsman411 with egg.

yo momma so old, when she was younger, burger king was still a prince.

yo momma so fat that negi's byakugan cant see past her

yo momma so old that her breastmilk was powder.

Yo momma's so fat, her blood type is bolognaise.

Yo omma's so fat, she gives YOU a heart attack.

Yo momma is so old that history is known as current affairs back then

yo mama so fat even ripley's wouldn't believe it

Yo momma is so old that history is known as current affairs back then

lol..!

Yo mama so fat, when she walked pass the tv I missed 10 episodes of CSI.

Yo mama so fat, she couldn't fit into ECP,PIE and AYE so they built KPE.

yo momma so fat, she got on a bus and the bus broke down.

u know the ikea ad on the buses mrt etc right survery, my ans would be:

Yr moma lol

Yo momma so fat, KFC use her for cooking oil.

yo mama so fat when she jump for joy

she got stuck

yo momma so fat, she protects us from UV rays

yo mama so old she died when i told her to act her own age

yo momma so fat, i ran out of gas trying to avoid driving into her

yo momma so fat, USA tried to conquer her to build oil rigs in her..

yo momma so fat, the airplane she's inside, became a submarine..