Yo mama so ugly she makes abigail chay pretty.
Yo mama so ugly doctors said plastic surgery will not work.
Yo mama so cheap she costs 10 cents for 2 hours.
Yo mama so cheap she runs around naked shouting "Lelong lelong,
10 cents for 2 hours!"
Yo mama so pathetic, she has no boobs and a vagina 8 inches
wide. (So no business.)
Yo mama so pathetic, the last time she had sex was 590 years
ago, with your blind dad.
