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last SG · 2006-08-30T00:35:50+00:00

be ghost lors... How to die without dying?

use needle and poke them one by one..

hahaha ROFL.

Q: i cant sleep how?

lie on the bed and sleep Very Happy

q: blisters bleeding how?

eat 24 sleeping pills

Prob: I can't sleep too

Suck on those blisters

Q : Dont understand maths... how...

go jump down

q: im sleepy leh how?

use wine bottles and smash ur head till it bleeds then u will concuss for good.

prob: im broke, how?

go and cook a ten course meal.

q: my back pain leh, how?

Rob a bank

P : I dun feel like studying liao
want sleep Laughing

ask bbb study for you den u go sleep...

prob:cant think of problem how Laughing

dont think

Prob : I am tired, yet i dun wan sleep.

Go n disturb eveyone who is not sleeping as well..
better still disturb the mod of this forum

Prob: I am lazy. so how?

see the wall ? run towards it and bang yr head on the wall ..

Qns: So sick of working .... Crying or Very sad

Tell the boss F*** YOU!!! and walk out his office slamming the door till the glass on it shatters.

Q: Its raining cats and dogs... how?

Collect the animals and sell for $1.99 each

Q: Running nose...

Then better go catch it Laughing

Q: Leg pain after cycling for 6hrs, how?

use hand cycle ... Mr. Green

Q: very hungry now ...

eat ur house lizards!

prob: lazy to bathe

just use powder to cover the smell.

i now tired canot sleep.

Help me do my lab report.

Prob: My printer ran out of ink.

go market buy squids

prob: spending too much $$

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