Bad Advice only

last SG · 2006-08-30T00:35:50+00:00

be ghost lors... How to die without dying?

Give me your money instead of spending it.

Prob: no motivation to study.

Then go read up on motivation.

Prob: No prob, how?

Try creating some problems.

Problem: I don't know how to do my project.

dun do la..no one forcing u.

Problem: where is my rib

look for it in the pot of carrot potato soup .....

Q: the toilet sting badly ...

Who ask u to smell?

Q: Y my post so low?

A: Sign up for premier membership.

Q: No money sign up for premier membership leh! How?

A: Threaten FI to give u 1.

Q: How to threaten her?

A: Unzip ur pants.

Q: Mata come liao!how?!

A: Surrender your arse.

Q: Eyes very tired, any cure?

A: Watch more porn.

Q: Too many gers calling each dae..any solutions?

cancel ur fone line.

q: laksa not nice. how?

A: eat mee siam lor

Q: where got sell mee siam mai hum

A: Ask LHL.

Q: I hate giving tuition.

den gif money instead

q: i hate going 2 work

A: Make your house like pig sty, then you will hate coming back home more instead.

Q: I need to get a nice haircut, recommend? Laughing

some kerosene and a lighter will do e trick

q: wat to do 2moro?

surf sgforums

Prob : sibei sian

A: Stay at home and meditate till enlightment

Q: MRT packed like sardine

Eat them up...

Prob : this is getting super lame.

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