Bad Advice only

last SG · 2006-08-30T00:35:50+00:00

be ghost lors... How to die without dying?

gd4u SG

Ask u-know-who to come n close the thread (i dunnoe who the mods here.. Mr. Green )

prob: I can't sleep, how ?

rathcycle SG

don't sleep

prob : i can sleep but i dun want to... how ?

gd4u SG

Blast ur Karaoke music and let ur neighbours enjoy ...

Problem: I just realised forum ratings are goign to be changed soon, and it is too late to do anything to improve the "Whinehouse", How?

fudgester SG

A: Whine some more.

Q: I don't want to go to school later.

meltz SG

Burn the school down .. no need to go anymore

Q: Friday blue .. hw ?

yuko-ogura SG

Colour it red..then wun blue liao.

Q: Missed my bus..cham liao..

whereismyrib SG

A: Walk to your desitnation lo.

Q: I am very stress with my school work.

gd4u SG

Go Admin office take withdrawal form.

Q: not enuff time to study!!!

yuko-ogura SG

Adjust the clock to 2 hrs back.

Q: money not enuff.

meltz SG

pray to the god ... so that it drop $$ for u

Q: Y so fast monday ... sian

whereismyrib SG

If you sian, go sleep. Don't go sch or work.

Q: Tmr I got meeting and I don't know what to present. How? Sad

life2121 SG

slam your files on the table n walk out

q: i very sad now... how?

whereismyrib SG

It is normal. You have to be sad first before you know what is happiness.

Q: I'm tired of doing my project.

fudgester SG

Then fail your project.

Q: I wish I knew how it would feel to be free.

anakinfoo SG

Lock yourself in a Cage.

Q: My maths suck how?

NewAge SG

Maths suck. Then don suck it loh lick it.

Q: I got both long and short sightedness how?

The Den SG

Dig out your eyes and cook it with fishball soup.

Q: waiting time for bus very long leh

gd4u SG

Go drive one lor ...

Q: Tml must go sch leh .. .how ?

NewAge SG

Prank call the police station and u can get one day or more leave.

Q: i hate to PAP how

anakinfoo SG

sue them

My computer very outdated how

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