If anyone is interested in SWORD martial arts,
I'm training NihontoDo with Samurai Sports Singapore. It's a school
of Kenjutsu, Japanese sword fencing.
http://www.spchanbara.com/samuraisports/nihontodo
We train at full contact speed, so chances are if you can get
away from a sparring session without being even hit once, you'll do
well enough in a real contact situation.
Do come down and join us to test it out yourself before
criticising.