Dear Jerry,
Hope this helps!
1. Get Fit
Not difficult. Find a new hobby that involves sports, be it
basketball, tennis or even skating. You'll have fun and forget that
you're working out.
2. Lazy
Motivate yourself to work harder...think of the moolah, the
sense of achievement. Having pride in your work is a good start.
And stop falling asleep in the toilet :lol:
3. Appearance
Clothes maketh the man. Nah that's bullshit. It doesn't matter
how limited your wardrobe is, if you look confident. I think
confidence is the key behind every attractive man. Of course,
dressing in a sloppy way is a no no..
4. Swearing
Honestly, I dun think you swear a lot. Shouldn't be an obstacle
in this case.
5. Language
Read more books! There're a lot of pretty xmms in the library
too :lol:
Sincerely,
Ash
If getting Fit is not difficult, why am i seeing more and more
fatty guys on the street?? The Mrt is fully loaded, now with more
and more fatty guys..OMG! guess i might have to seat with the mrt
driver.
And fatty guys dun need much wardrobe and clothing, they dun
have much option, everything is oblong and sarong for them.
Honestly, fatty guy sweats alot, and when the sweating stop, the
smell of the sweat is disgusting, that is why I evade fatty guys in
the library, they are there for cool air rather than reading.
And lastly, when ah pui fart, damn loud and smelly...yuk!!!