- For fun only, don't need to resort to flaming back.
Chelsea in bid for the world's greatest loser-
GhimPheng
Anonymous - The Blues from London - Chelsea
football club is touted to sign the next Ah-dri-an Mutu - GhimPheng
as cleaners of the club's football academy.
He had been given them a lifelong contract with a weekly wage of
$20. He has been branded as a future star-cleaner in the making,
poise to feature in the National Cleaners first XI in years to
come.
Joining the likes of fellow clones - innosaint, gangstakilla and
ronaldog, they are to form a formidable frontline to eliminate any
germs that stand in their way. Their training base would be the
stadium's stinking toilets.
GhimPheng would be presented to the press on 1st July, proudly
holding aloft the cleaner-jersey of Cheatsea football club.
With all personal terms agreed, GhimPheng is poise to sign on the
dotted line, pledging his lifelong bleak future to his beloved
Blues soon, pending a medical.
Jose Moanrihno has been pleased to announce the free-transfer of
GhimPheng, but stopped short of allowing him to get near to any of
his mercenary stars. He had cited hygiene purposes as the main
reason, for fear that half his team would fall ill when in contact
with GhimPheng.
GhimPheng is also not allowed to touch any of the soccer balls -
and cute little ball-boys as Chelsea has yet to confirm his sexual
orientation.
Moanrihno has stated that he would not allow GhimPheng to utter a
single word relating to football so as to dish out the full remedy
for his verbal diarrhoea. GhimPheng is understood to be deeply
upset but is nevertheless willing to abide to his gaffer's
rules.
Roman Abramovich has been heartened by the fact that Moanrinho had
signed a loser to help enhance Chelsea's reputation and motivate
all Chelsea playing staff to snatch the EPL title from Manchester
United.
A spokesman had said GhimPheng has been talent-spotted based on his
vastly-edited Letter Of The Week contribution.
The whole football contingent would be disgusted to see GhimPheng
casting the world into darkness with his forthcoming pathetic
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