how to use lube?

FireIce SG

U knw when u try to...

bend a tube...

into a L shape...

u need a former...

and a mallet...

plus a jig...

But u need to make a jig first...

to decide...

which angle u wanna bend the L shape...

ahh nvm...

Forget it.

什么跟什么嘛.........

viciouskitty74 SG

my honey and i just use johnson's baby oil...

we give each other a little massage 1st...

Johnson baby oil not as slippery as normal massage oil. So need to apply a lot right?

And you cannot use baby oil tainted fingers to touch condoms, so there is some disadvantage.

Though I must say, Johnson baby oil is much more lighter on the skin then normal massage oils, especially in sg weather.

charlize SG

Astroglide sounds like something you apply on the surface of aeroplane wings.

So that's where the term "beat aeroplane" in chinese came about?

Herzog_Zwei SG

Johnson baby oil not as slippery as normal massage oil. So need to apply a lot right?

And you cannot use baby oil tainted fingers to touch condoms, so there is some disadvantage.

Though I must say, Johnson baby oil is much more lighter on the skin then normal massage oils, especially in sg weather.

vk jie knows alot leh...

viciouskitty74 SG

vk jie knows alot leh...

Comes from reading and experimenting......

Bet you dont know that I ever practise how to massage a baby on a mini schnauzer. And using olive oil makes the dog hair shinier and the dog is healthier because when dogs lick their hair, they are injesting olive oil instead of weird synthetic ingredients.

parn SG

Comes from reading and experimenting......

Will the dog catches on fire if somebody's cigarette ash accidentally sprinkled on the dog fur?

viciouskitty74 SG

I dont remember olive oil can catch on fire.

viciouskitty74 SG

Btw, my personal favourite lube is: KY Cashmere self warming.

A favourite kind of shiok factor oil is: Tea Tree Essential Oil.

Had the Astroglide for testing, and its really too slippery. I in the end use it to lube my leatherman tools at the joints.

spencer99 SG

Hi,

Quick question. I had never used lube before and wanted to check with you guys...

I presume I will apply to HIM and then insert it to HER. so I guess some of the lube will end up being inside her? Is it harmful to her?

those on HIM being external can be easily washed out... any comments?

viciouskitty74 SG

Its not made to be harmful to HER.

But if the HER is allergic to spermicide, latex or whichever is the ingredients in that lube that you chooses. Then YAH! Its HARMFUL to HER.

Nikar 3 SG

thanks all! so, where got sell astroglide (really, this sounds like some airplane engine lubricant / oil)?

and yes, the one i bought is like a gel like that, even though it says lubricant.

on the label, it says " Pleasure-enhancing", then at the bottom, it says "Play"

viciouskitty74 SG

Well...I remember buying astroglide at Guardian, in Singapore.

Its not expensive lah.

NewAgeSensitiveBoy SG

use mama lemon.... somemore use liao will have the zerk zerk sound....

viciouskitty74 SG

and you call yourself new age sensitive boy.

Did it make a zerk zerk sound when someone uses it and poke your backside?

preservedorange SG

what is zerkzerk sound?

viciouskitty74 SG

what is zerkzerk sound?

The sound of a finger movement on a clean dry surface.

preservedorange SG

i just tried on my desk, no sound? ):

viciouskitty74 SG

Your desk not clean.

preservedorange SG

okay i clean already, wah now really got zerk zerk sound. thanks for enlightening!

viciouskitty74 SG

Should I reply with a 'amen' or a 'omi tou hood'?

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