SGF Times - Thursday April 16th.
A beautiful young girl was found dead at her desk with her hand
clutching her cellphone. Her colleagues and friends identified her
as Miss Tiny. AKA Xiao Long Nu.
She was pronounced dead at 1600hrs by the
paramedics. The post-mortem examination revealed that her
cause of death, was by boredom. According to her next of kin, she
claimed to be suffering from this illness, superior
indefinite boredomness trificuous for the past few
days.
This illness has been widespread over the country due to the
sudden economic downturn, where many country folks has been made
jobless. Her last text message was to someone, nicknamed Yang
Guo.
