One late morning at KK Children hospital, I picked a lady
holding a baby at the taxi stand. I greeted her and she replied in
mandarin. "伯父,我想要去Jurong西部街道91 (uncle, I want to go Jurong west
street 91). I replied, "没有问题 (no problem)".I Can tell this lady is
from china from the way she speaks.
In the cab, the baby starts to cry very loud, I guess he must be
very hungry, my passenger asked me "我可以喂养我的婴孩?(can I feed my
baby?).
I reply "可以,请继续,(can, please go ahead)"
I continue to focus on my driving to ensure my passenger reach
their destination safely.
The baby stop crying, the whole cab become very quiet, except I
heard intermittent chu chu chu sound. I though my cab engine
developed some intermittent engine problem and intend to send it to
the workshop after dropped off the passenger.
I look at the rear mirror, noticed my passenger lay back with her
eye closed, her t-shirt was lifted above her two big
boobs,breathing a bit heavily while the baby was sucking her left
breast for milk. the chu chu chu sound is from the baby sucking
milk. I noticed the baby right hand was holding on to his mother
right breast long nipple with some milk dripping off. My stress
shoot up, instead of every 5 seconds looking at the rear mirror
which I learned in my defensive driving course, I reduce it to
every 3 seconds ( 1 apples, 1 apples, 3 apples)
The passenger open her eye and saw me looking at her,she smile and
jokingly said
"Uncle, Lin yao bu yao he liang kou (mean you wanna suck a bit)?.
That instant moment, I nearly loss control of my cab,the defensive
driving course which I learned in the TVL class was put to good
use. I manage to regain my posture and replied " I just had my
coffee, thank"
" She said " Uncle, do you mind pass me some tissues paper". I
passed her some tissues paper and she used it to clean up the milk
on her baby face, passenger seat and asked me to dispose it for
her.
Reached Jurong West St 91, she pay me the taxi fare and $5
for my tissue paper and want a receipt. Siao liao, how to key in
the $5. Call up my buddy up, they teached me to use surcharge
buttons, key 5 times, each time $1. 5 times 5 dollars.