One sunday evening, I picked up a passenger from Airport to
Pheonix xxxxxx . She wear a t-shirt and jean, petite, age about 40,
pleasant looking, long hair, small breast and has1 big lagguages. I
help her to load up her lagguage into my cab. I asked her in
hokkien " Ki toh lo (mean go where). She reply, uncle, li buay hiao
cong ang mo wei(mean you cannot speak english?).
I replied, wa boh tak che (I uneducated). She replied "Bey hiao
grin (nevermind), wa ai ki Pho neix xxx (mean she want to go
phoneix xxxx).
I said " Boh Boon Tuay (no problem). She look like a business woman
and a frequent traveller because her lagguage bag has airline
sticker all over the place.
In the cab, she took out her IPAD (not sanitary pad hor) and
switched on and read her emails. I take the PIE routes. While
driving along PIE, her Iphone rings and she put speaker on while
she is typing her emails. My passenger name is Winnie and I
overheard the english onversation between her and her friend.
Her iphone rings and she answered.
Winnie : What's up stephanie?
Stephanie : You back to Singapore,how is your fantasy trip?
Winnie : It good and wonderful, I enjoy it very much and he
nearly run out of breathe.
Stephanie : You mean the Kek leng kia muthu run out of
breathe?
Winnie : Not kek leng kia muthu, is it my handosme angmo boy
friend Stallone, Sylvester Stallone the Stallone.
Stephanie : What happen to kek leng kia muthu? You jilted him?
Winnie : Oh, that piece of shit, a useless bump, not only I
jilted him, I also want to throw him out of my window.
Heard the two women laughing, I lost a bit of
concentration.If I laugh, I pi ja lobang(will be
expose)
Winnie : Everytime we have sex, no foreplay, straightaway want to
poke, put lot of KY and make my private part so messy and sticky.
He always cum first before I cummed and he fall asleep immediately
and left me high and dry and I have to clean him up.
Stallone is different, he know what is foreplay, he licked all over
me like a mother cat licked all over its newborn kitten. I enjoyed
hearing him moaning and he also enjoy mine, we cummed together at
same second most of the time.
Stephanie : You so lucky, I envy you.
Winnie : Thank you, you still with Jockey Ong?
Stephanie : Yes, I still with him, my look, my shape and my size,
hard to find new boyfriend. Jockey Ong not bad,had good sex,
stamina, know what is foreplay, whenever we have sex, he will suck
my breast like a hungry baby seeking for milk and touch and dig
here dig there and last he will climbed over me and ride me
like
his champion horse. Most often, I cummed first before he cum but
this piece of shit has a very bad habit, he always spray his sticky
glue all my face. Somemore can tell me, good for facial treatment,
don't waste it.
Two women contniue to laugh, I very stressful, again
nearly loss control of my cab.
Winnie : Have you ever go on top of Jockey Ong during your sex?
Stephanie : No, never,he do not allow me to do so, that piece of
shit worry I may crushed him to death.
Winnie : Like that your sex life must be very boring.
Stephanie : By the way, where are you now?
Winnie : Inside the cab.
Stephanie : OMG, what we talk, the cabby uncle overheard liao, I
pai seh.
Winnie : Not to worry, cabby uncle not educated, he don't know
english.I test him first thing when I hop into his cab.
Stephanie : Heng arh.
KNN, see me no up, I don't know english. If I don't
know english, how can I attend the cabby course at Singapore Taxi
Academy
and I passed my TVL with flying color, too bad, no scholarship from
taxi companies but hardship on my rental rate.
Reached Phoniex xxxxx, I said " Mdm, taxi fare is $25, airport
charg is $5, total is $30, you wanna pay by cash or credit card or
net?
Winnie was shock after I spoke to her in fluent english, her face
turned red and she said " Uncle, you said you don't know english,
how come can speak very well when asking for payment? I told her,
not only I know english, I also know Jockey Ong cum all over your
friend stephanie's face.
She pay me cash $30, sibei sianz, no tip.
