[color=Indigo]Things You Would Never Know Without Indian
Movies
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1. A man will show no pain while taking the most ferocious beating
but will wince when a woman tries to clean his wounds.
2. If a large pane of glass is visible, someone will be thrown
through it before long.
3. The hero cannot fall in love with the heroine (& vice versa)
unless they first perform a dance number in the rain.
4. Once applied, make-up is permanent. Even in the rain.
5. A group of goondoos can be shooting at the hero, but he will
never be hit, unless of course he is attempting to save the
heroine.
6. Enemies shooting the hero will always miss but every shot the
hero takes from his small revolver will kill an opponent.
7. Two lovers can be dancing in the field and out of nowhere, 100
people will appear from God-knows-where and join them in the
dance.
8. The heroine will have time to change outfits several times in
one song, however short the song may be.
9. If the hero starts dancing in a field, everyone you bump into
will know all the steps, and will be wearing coordinated
outfits.
10. It does not matter if the hero is heavily outnumbered in a
martial arts fighting - the enemies will wait patiently to attack
him one by one by moving around in a threatening manner until he
has knocked out his current opponent then the next one will come
up.
11. In the final scene, the hero will discover that the bad guy who
he is up against is actually his brother and the maid who looked
after him is his mother and the chief inspector is his father and
the Judge is his uncle
and so forth.
12. Key English words used in the movie (usually said out loud
between sentences) are No Problem!, My God!, Get Out!, Shut-up!,
Impossible!, Please forgive me!
13. They drop down on the ground and roll about while singing and
come
out with different clothing.
14. They can run around the coconut trees, singing, batting
eye-lids, throwing glances at each other and changing clothes all
at the same time without being out of breath.
[color=Blue]Things You Would Never Know Without Chinese Swordsman
Movies
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1. The hero's parents will always be unlucky and they will usually
be killed by enemies when the hero is young, and the hero will
become an orphan.
2. When a man is wounded and dying, he manages to catch his breath
and speak a few sentences to reveal the killer before dropping his
head to die.
3. When an old man is dying after being attacked by villains, while
lying down he will ask the hero (kneeling beside him) to take care
of his beautiful daughter (who will be crying).
4. When fighting with the enemy, instead of hitting each other, the
villain and the hero will choose to hit each other's palm and stand
there for some time before pushing each other away..... and one of
them will spill blood out of his mouth
5. Sword fighters are able to fly over roof tops, up trees and
across distances without any sweat. But when travelling to towns
and villages, they still have to walk or ride horses.
6. When saying goodbye to other sword fighters, they will cover
their right fist with their left palm and jump out of the camera
screen. You were supposed to know that they actually flew off into
the sky.
7. The heroes need not have to work for money, but will always have
gold and silver coins with them to pay for their meals.
8. The inn is such an up-to-date information-centre that when
having lunch at the inn, you can always overhear gossip on what's
happening in the pugilistic-world. And usually the gossip comes
from a few goons at the next table.
9. Assassins seem to come from the same employment agency - they
all wear the standard uniform- black cloth all over revealing only
the eyes.
10. The heroes and villains will meet each other very often no
matter how big the country is and no matter where they are.
11. It's easy to immobilize someone - just touch him with your fore
finger and middle finger anywhere on his body and he will not
move... but he can still curse.
12. To remove an immobilization, just tap your fingers all over his
body again.
13. Healing internal wounds in the body is easy - just sit down
cross-legged, palms on the knees and smoke will come out from the
head.
14. People like to pass short messages on paper with flying darts
to show off their darting skills.
15. The villains usually stay in a secret underground compartment
just behind the walls of their room....usually opened up by turning
a small statue.
16. When chasing someone, they will shout at the runner and order
him to stop...as if he will obey !
17. Nobel's invention of explosives in 1866 is useless. Sword
fighters in the pugilistic world in olden times already knew how to
cause explosions with their bare hands.
18. Sword fighters have the power to destroy rocks, but do not have
the power to kill the hero.
19. If you are so nervous before your duel, mock your opponent
before starting the fight.
20. People in the pugilistic world don't seem to have to work. They
spend their time attending meetings and nose around other people's
business.
21. They can keep a lot of stuff up their sleeves and waistband and
never drop them. Especially gold and silver ingots...
